I very much appreciate your concern that I may not be getting enough fresh air in my daily life. However, might I suggest that next time you have such a concern about the overall well being of your fellow man that you don’t act on it right away. Might I suggest that you take a moment before helping in the way that you helped me last Friday afternoon. If you had pondered for a few moments you would perhaps realized that I was at a park, I know the name says farm but it is really a park, and was in fact getting my daily recommended allowance of fresh air. So as you see there really was no need at all for you to forcibly remove the passenger window from my automobile.
You did however bust out my car window and therefore I am sure you decided that you deserved some reward for looking after the well being of your fellow man. Again, in this situation it would be nice if you had hesitated before rewarding yourself my school backpack. For the only thing of any value at all inside of it was a two generation old iPod and a 7 year old calculator. Perhaps you had, as my brother suggested, thought that there was also a laptop in the bag. I am sorry to say that no I had left my trusty macbook at home. I am sorry you were deprived of such a quality reward.
Perhaps you will take the time to read my philiosophy notes. For knowledge is reward all its own and knowledge of the theory of knowledge must therefore be doubly rewarding, in theory. So as you learn about Gettier problems and Justified True Belief remember that my window cost 175 bucks to replace and that from now on I am going to keep a rattle snake in my car for protections. Provided that a venomous snake is not available I am sure I will be able to find some other form of dangerous and or gross animal to keep in my car. I spoke yesterday with my legal counsel and I think I am on pretty safe ground with this whole deadly animal for protection idea. In conclusion thank you for being so considerate although though it was far from necessary.
Your’s Truly
Your friendly neighborhood Brahmawolf
P.S.
Thanks a lot buttmunch! - No one likes a buttmunch!
Oh crap I am sorry that sucks. Hope your week improves!
Katy
September 24th, 2007
Well done.
However, now I’m going to be singing the “no one likes a buttmunch” song. If only there was a barbershop quartet to join me!
Lesley
September 24th, 2007
Thanks Katy, so far Monday was alright. I had my window replaced and lots of people cool people talked to me. I missed a club meeting I wanted to attend for a group project in another class but that is ok.
Lesley, thanks honey. I am sure the next line in the song is also true although I have no evidence on that one.
On a third note, if any of my family is reading this and you feel that today or tomorrow or sometime after noon is an appropriate time to point out that I should not have left stuff in my car you are about 4 days to late. If you do say that to me though I can not be held accountable for my actions since you will of course be the very first person to suggest such a thing.
brahmawolf
September 25th, 2007
Oh that comment made me LOL. Yes, you’d best not try to find that one out, so we can just assume it’s true. And now I’ve got the barbershop quartet back in my head.
And if the fams does tell you that you shouldn’t have done that, try not to be too harsh. We want the fam to come to our wedding, after all!
Lesley
September 26th, 2007